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Несем смех и радость - разбирайте!
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☀️Laughable, risible  and amusing complaints made by holidaymakers to travel agents
🔺laughable |ˈlæfəbl| - забавные
🔺risible|ˈrɪzəbl| - смешливые
🔺amusing - занятные
🔺holidaymakers |ˈhɑːlədeɪmeɪkərz| - отдыхающие

🔹The beach was too sandy.
🔸Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.
🔹No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.
🔺startled |ˈstɑːrtəld| - пораженный, испуганный

🔸It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home.
🔹My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.
🔸I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment, and ours was significantly smaller.
🔹There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners.
🔸We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.

🔹We had to queue outside with no air conditioning.
🔺to queue - стоять в очереди

Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!✌️
Учите английский с нами! Вместе веселей!😁
Sincerely yours, @englishpockettutor

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