Чиатем шутки на английском!) Понятно и смешно!


Привет-привет, друзья!😊✌️
Несем смех и радость - разбирайте!
Время для #pocket_jokes от @englishpockettutor🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️

✨The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run …

🔺 to conjugate  |ˈkɑːndʒəɡeɪt| - спрягать, проспрягать
🔺 to interrupt  |ˌɪntəˈrʌpt| - прерывать, перебивать, мешать

✨A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

✨There is a California dude going through a desert. He's wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He's having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully: "Hey dudes how far is the sea?" They look at each other and say: "Two thousand miles!" And he says: "Wow what a cool beach!!!"

🔺 walkman - плеер
🔺 approach  |əˈproʊtʃ| подходить, приближаться

Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!✌️
Учите английский с нами! Вместе веселей!😁
Sincerely yours, @englishpockettutor

Комментарии