Читаем шутки на английском!


Привет-привет, друзья!😊✌️
Несем смех и радость - разбирайте!
Время для #pocket_jokes от @englishpockettutor🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️

✨There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

✨Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
to wad - махать, размахивать

✨Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
🔺confining  |kənˈfaɪnɪŋ| - ограничивающий, ограничительный, сидячий, малоподвижный

✨How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

✨Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

✨No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

✨Think about this ... No one ever says 'It's only a game' when his team is winning.

✨A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

✨I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
nap - короткий сон днем

✨After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
🔺joint - сустав

Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!✌️
Учите английский с нами! Вместе веселей!😁
Sincerely yours, @englishpockettutor

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