Друзья, улыбнитесь!
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️
➡️A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.😂
🔺preacher’s wife - жена проповедника
🔺grieving |ˈɡriːvɪŋ| - огорченный; горюющий
🔺piercing |ˈpɪrsɪŋ| - пронзительный, пронизывающий, резкий
🔺a dead faint — глубокий обморок, полная потеря сознания
🆒A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.😂
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours, @nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️
➡️A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.😂
🔺preacher’s wife - жена проповедника
🔺grieving |ˈɡriːvɪŋ| - огорченный; горюющий
🔺piercing |ˈpɪrsɪŋ| - пронзительный, пронизывающий, резкий
🔺a dead faint — глубокий обморок, полная потеря сознания
🆒A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.😂
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours, @nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
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