Друзья, улыбнитесь!
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️
☺️Language specialists claim that the five sweetest phrases in speech are: 1️⃣ I love you 2️⃣ Dinner is served 3️⃣ All is forgiven 4️⃣ Sleep until noon 5️⃣ Keep the change. There are those who choose to add: You have lost your weight.
🔺 to claim - утверждать, заявлять
😂One famous composer was once invited to dinner. The dinner was delicious: the guests were served big juicy pieces of mutton, pork and lamb. After the meal the host’s daughter played some pieces by Beethoven, Mozart and Brahms. When the concert was over the girl’s mother came to the composer and asked: “Maestro, which piece did you like most of all?” “The piece of lamb,” was the answer.
🔺 lamb - ягненок
🙈Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
🔥Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
✨Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asked Mike.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
🔺 middle-aged - средних лет
🔺 balding |ˈbɔːldɪŋ| - лысеющий, облысение
🔺 divorce lawyer — адвокат по делам о разводе
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours,@nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и даем прокачку своим reading skills❤️
☺️Language specialists claim that the five sweetest phrases in speech are: 1️⃣ I love you 2️⃣ Dinner is served 3️⃣ All is forgiven 4️⃣ Sleep until noon 5️⃣ Keep the change. There are those who choose to add: You have lost your weight.
🔺 to claim - утверждать, заявлять
😂One famous composer was once invited to dinner. The dinner was delicious: the guests were served big juicy pieces of mutton, pork and lamb. After the meal the host’s daughter played some pieces by Beethoven, Mozart and Brahms. When the concert was over the girl’s mother came to the composer and asked: “Maestro, which piece did you like most of all?” “The piece of lamb,” was the answer.
🔺 lamb - ягненок
🙈Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
🔥Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
✨Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asked Mike.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
🔺 middle-aged - средних лет
🔺 balding |ˈbɔːldɪŋ| - лысеющий, облысение
🔺 divorce lawyer — адвокат по делам о разводе
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours,@nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
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