Друзья, улыбнитесь!
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и прокачиваем свои reading skills❤️
🍎Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
🍓You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
🍉You know you're a mom when...picking up another human to smell their butt is not only normal but totally necessary.
🥝A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
🍇Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.
Detector: “Beep.“
Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”
Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”
Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours, @nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
Время для #pocket_jokes 🤣😂
Ставим лайк, улыбаемся и прокачиваем свои reading skills❤️
🍎Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
🍓You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
🍉You know you're a mom when...picking up another human to smell their butt is not only normal but totally necessary.
🥝A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
🍇Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.
Detector: “Beep.“
Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”
Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”
Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”
Друзья, спасибо, что почитали! ☀️
Оставайтесь позитивными и целеустремленными!💪👊
Sincerely yours, @nchebotariova
#nadya_your_tutor
#english_with_fun
#pocket_jokes
#englishpockettutor
#englishpocketonline
#englishonline
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